Happy Halloween!

Gee, there's just something life-affirming about this photo.

Grandma's got the clap! Again!

These were my final Craig's List Personals posts :




I'm tired of making love to inflatable chicks! Let's get it on! - 39 (castro / upper market)
Date: 2009-10-06, 1:59PM PDT

Hey ladies, I have the recipe for sex that you have been seeking :



1/2 cup of sensuality



2/3 tea spoon of intelligence



1 tablespoon of handsome



3 cups of cool



4 cans of creamed corn



one sheet of blotter acid



2, 40 ounce bottles of Country Club Malt Liquor



I cup candy corn



2 table spoons of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter!



5 pairs of edible underwear



6 gummy worms



1 box of adult diapers



the ability to breathe under water like Aqua Man



2 pairs of Frankenstein's monster boots



3 pounds of badger meat



1 dash of Mrs Dash



3 cans of moustache wax

Sensual sexy surgical glove boob massage from Arnie Jergens - 37 (nob hill)
Date: 2009-10-06, 1:34PM PDT

Hey all you sexy ladies! Arnie's here to provide you with my patented sexy, sensual, surgical glove boob massage. I have the salad oil and the magic fingers to send you somewhere over the rainbow! Lay back on my autopsy table and enjoy the sensual stylings of Arnie's magical digits. I'm like a master pianist, but I play the boobs instead of the piano. Give your boobs the professional "Arnie Touch" (copyright 2009). This time I will even wear pants! Let's nail down a time when my mother isn't home so we won't be interrupted! She does church bingo on Wednesday nights, so that's the best time for Arnie!

Eat Shit September! October is Finally Here!

Now begins my sacred month of horror film viewing. To welcome the month of October I'm posting one of my favorite images from the Hammer Films Dracula series. Anouska Hempel in all her drop-dead-gorgeous glory.