These were my final Craig's List Personals posts :
I'm tired of making love to inflatable chicks! Let's get it on! - 39 (castro / upper market)
Date: 2009-10-06, 1:59PM PDT
Hey ladies, I have the recipe for sex that you have been seeking :
1/2 cup of sensuality
2/3 tea spoon of intelligence
1 tablespoon of handsome
3 cups of cool
4 cans of creamed corn
one sheet of blotter acid
2, 40 ounce bottles of Country Club Malt Liquor
I cup candy corn
2 table spoons of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter!
5 pairs of edible underwear
6 gummy worms
1 box of adult diapers
the ability to breathe under water like Aqua Man
2 pairs of Frankenstein's monster boots
3 pounds of badger meat
1 dash of Mrs Dash
3 cans of moustache wax
Date: 2009-10-06, 1:34PM PDT
Hey all you sexy ladies! Arnie's here to provide you with my patented sexy, sensual, surgical glove boob massage. I have the salad oil and the magic fingers to send you somewhere over the rainbow! Lay back on my autopsy table and enjoy the sensual stylings of Arnie's magical digits. I'm like a master pianist, but I play the boobs instead of the piano. Give your boobs the professional "Arnie Touch" (copyright 2009). This time I will even wear pants! Let's nail down a time when my mother isn't home so we won't be interrupted! She does church bingo on Wednesday nights, so that's the best time for Arnie!
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