Nothing quite beats a shitty Halloween mask for laughs...EXCEPT one with a shitty cape sewn to it like a bonnet! This baby is eleven million shades of awesome! Ladies and gentlemen, without further adieu, I present to you the "Hell Evil Madness Zombie Mask Cape Props". (????). Aside from the fact that this shitty Dracula mask seems to be actually sewn into the equally-crappy cape, it has so much more to offer the potential Halloween costume buyer as website boasts:
"100% BRAND NEW Halloween mask & in excellent condition, never used before!
This mask with rubber strap is made from high quality durable silicone, very clean and never odor, it can show its horrible outline in dark light! its full-head size fits all most of adult comfortably!
Come with cape, which was made of chiffon cloth! it measures more than 1m long;
Unique design to scare everyone with its evil and spooky appearance, it seems that Day of Satan governing the world came back again!
Excellent collectible scary mask for Halloween or decorating "haunted" house best! Great for trick-or-treating or any Halloween party!
Weight: 210g"
This mask with rubber strap is made from high quality durable silicone, very clean and never odor, it can show its horrible outline in dark light! its full-head size fits all most of adult comfortably!
Come with cape, which was made of chiffon cloth! it measures more than 1m long;
Unique design to scare everyone with its evil and spooky appearance, it seems that Day of Satan governing the world came back again!
Excellent collectible scary mask for Halloween or decorating "haunted" house best! Great for trick-or-treating or any Halloween party!
Weight: 210g"
Now who in their right mind wouldn't purchase such a fantastic Halloween ensemble? And don't forget "it seems that Day of Satan governing the world came back again" (?????) and "very clean and never odor."
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