1.) "Grandpa Shlomo's Belated Bris" By Rabbi Moses Horowitz
2.) "Dildo Whittlin' With Daisy Mae Dixon" By Daisy Mae Dixon
3.) "Pappy's Poontang Pantry" By Dr. Dianne Roth, PHD
4.) "To Slander The Name Of Dickhead McShitpants" By Father Ben Hardy
5.) "Homo Dragnet" By Stringbean McCoy, D.D.S
6.) "Hambone Brings The Thunder" By Dugan Turnblatt
7.) "Dunston's Bowel Movement Paper Weight" By Judith Kingsley
8.) "Fuckface Shoves A Fish Stick Up His Ass" By Sister Margaret O'Day
9.) "Peepers The Gynecological Witch Doctor" By Elizabeth Dahl
10.) "Well Shit My Slacks! : The Doodles Popper Story" By Jackie Solomon
11.) "Touch My Wiener Of Love: A Story Of Recovery" By Dr. Kimberly Sampson
12.) "Bottoms Up! : A Guide To Enjoying Your Unsolicited Amateur Colonoscopy For The Chronic Alcoholic" By Bert Fassbinder
13.) "The Erotic Flatulence Handbook" By Dame Victoria Whitman
14.) "Holistic Sodomy" By Jane Franks And David Simon
15.) "When Clown Dicks Touch : A Memoir" By Former U.S. President George Bush, Sr.
16.) "Belching In The Face Of Christ" By Father Duncan Mahoney
17.) "Understanding Masturbation In The Workplace" By Nancy Friedman-Barnes
18.) "Standoff At Diarrhea Falls : A Smokey Kaufman Mystery" By Tex Hansen
19.) " Burning Buttholes And Sizzling Sphincters : Avoiding The Painful Pitfalls Of Anal Waxing And Bleaching" By Christopher Harrison
20.) "Tang! : The Exciting Saga Of The First Drink Mix In Space" By Leonard Fitts Jr.
21.) "Seize The Day And Cornhole It! : The Power Of Positive Thought" By Dr. Joyce Walters
22.) "Everyone's Guide To Carpet Munching" By Capt. Roland Hirschfeld
