Friday, March 25, 2011

Oprah's 2011 Book Club Reading List


1.) "Grandpa Shlomo's Belated Bris" By Rabbi Moses Horowitz

2.) "Dildo Whittlin' With Daisy Mae Dixon" By Daisy Mae Dixon

3.) "Pappy's Poontang Pantry" By Dr. Dianne Roth, PHD

4.) "To Slander The Name Of Dickhead McShitpants" By Father Ben Hardy

5.) "Homo Dragnet" By Stringbean McCoy, D.D.S

6.) "Hambone Brings The Thunder" By Dugan Turnblatt

7.) "Dunston's Bowel Movement Paper Weight" By Judith Kingsley

8.) "Fuckface Shoves A Fish Stick Up His Ass" By Sister Margaret O'Day

9.) "Peepers The Gynecological Witch Doctor" By Elizabeth Dahl

10.) "Well Shit My Slacks! : The Doodles Popper Story" By Jackie Solomon

11.) "Touch My Wiener Of Love: A Story Of Recovery" By Dr. Kimberly Sampson

12.) "Bottoms Up! : A Guide To Enjoying Your Unsolicited Amateur Colonoscopy For The Chronic Alcoholic" By Bert Fassbinder

13.) "The Erotic Flatulence Handbook" By Dame Victoria Whitman

14.) "Holistic Sodomy" By Jane Franks And David Simon

15.) "When Clown Dicks Touch : A Memoir" By Former U.S. President George Bush, Sr.

16.) "Belching In The Face Of Christ" By Father Duncan Mahoney

17.) "Understanding Masturbation In The Workplace" By Nancy Friedman-Barnes

18.) "Standoff At Diarrhea Falls : A Smokey Kaufman Mystery" By Tex Hansen

19.) " Burning Buttholes And Sizzling Sphincters : Avoiding The Painful Pitfalls Of Anal Waxing And Bleaching" By Christopher Harrison

20.) "Tang! : The Exciting Saga Of The First Drink Mix In Space" By Leonard Fitts Jr.

21.) "Seize The Day And Cornhole It! : The Power Of Positive Thought" By Dr. Joyce Walters

22.) "Everyone's Guide To Carpet Munching" By Capt. Roland Hirschfeld

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