Dan West's Homemade Embalming Fluid: August 2013

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Vampire cautionary sign

Presto! I've made myself The Wizard of Gore!

Homemade Embalming Fluid Cover Art

Gaze in wonder at the delightfully disturbing new cover art for Homemade Embalming Fluid (the book). It's sort of a cross between The Wizard of Oz and the poster art for Alfred Hitchcock's Family Plot.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

(Non) Hilarious Jaws spoof poster with Laurel and Hardy

While attempting to find a decent use for this shark image created in photoshop by painting over my pen and ink drawing of the original Jaws poster art, I came up with this concept, which isn't very funny, but I like Laurel and Hardy, so I gave it a shot to see how close to the original poster I could make this.

Welcome sexual ecstacy enthusiasts!

As we all know, the pimp game is a lonely game. One minute you're shaking hands with a famous astronaut, the next you're scrambling to collect enough oven mitts, cinnamon-flavored condoms and cherry wine for your vast stable of hoes to get them through the chilly winter months so that, come spring, they might burst forth from their cocoons as fully-developed mothmen. But the rash has finally subsided thanks to the testicle ointment and we've finally managed to wash all of the vomit out of Jackie's Mr. Spock mask.

Ug! Head spinning from much consumption of the white man's fire water!

Attention: Due to the sensitivity of our septic system, we ask visitors to please refrain from flushing ANY human body parts down the toilet.

Thanks, the management