Laurel and Hardy "The Music Box" painting

My new painting of Laurel and Hardy. Acrylic and canvas.

Halloween Decoration designs 2015

Murderers from the films of Herschell Gordon Lewis: Blood Feast, Two Thousand Maniacs, The Wizard of Gore and The Gruesome Twosome

 

                           

                           

Victorian Age Idiot

Look out behind you!

And They All Died Screaming: Pen and ink illustrations

Pen and ink illustrations for my new novel, And They All Died Screaming, the sequel to The House That Dripped Gore

Old Timey Idiot Photos

From my days on the Vaudeville circuit.

Weird Stan Laurel impersonation photo

Me, as Stan Laurel

I Have Arrived!

Checking Amazon.com today to see if my book Homemade Embalming Fluid was up for sale, I was delighted to see that it was and that "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed: Flat D Flatulence Deodorizing Pad (No More Smelly, Embarrassing Gas!) , as well as the Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Dispenser and the Subtle Butt: Disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)"

As an author, I cannot help but think that I have truly arrived! I suppose the pages of my book might be just the right thing to shove up your ass to prevent flatulence and /or the occasional unexpected anal secretion. It least my work has found its niche.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Family (Pen and Inks)

The House That Dripped Gore mentioned in the San Francisco Bay Guardian

Presto! I've made myself The Wizard of Gore!

Homemade Embalming Fluid Cover Art

Gaze in wonder at the delightfully disturbing new cover art for Homemade Embalming Fluid (the book). It's sort of a cross between The Wizard of Oz and the poster art for Alfred Hitchcock's Family Plot. 

Aged Horror Comic Book Covers

In the classic EC Comics tradition, I have created these horror classics to chill the blood and turn the stomach.

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Vintage "Cousin Oliver" (From The Brady Bunch) Halloween costume!

"The Legend of Turdwater Creek" (1972)

"The Lover of the Dead" (1969)

"You're Eating My Flesh!" (1980)

Frankenstein and the Bloody Beast of Ghastly Terror original one sheet