Checking Amazon.com today to see if my book Homemade Embalming Fluid was up for sale, I was delighted to see that it was and that "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed: Flat D Flatulence Deodorizing Pad (No More Smelly, Embarrassing Gas!) , as well as the Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Dispenser and the Subtle Butt: Disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)"
As an author, I cannot help but think that I have truly arrived! I suppose the pages of my book might be just the right thing to shove up your ass to prevent flatulence and /or the occasional unexpected anal secretion. It least my work has found its niche.
