Dan West's Homemade Embalming Fluid

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Wednesday, November 8, 2017



Posted by Dan West at 7:05 PM
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Dan West: 1) Contains a minute amount of great white shark DNA 2) Liquifies solid food with regurgitated stomach acids like a giant, human-shaped housefly 3) Seeks the elusive Yeti 4) Make sexy sexy boom boom with nude lady wearing protective helmet and breathing apparatus 5) Point at rainbow in sky for to rejoicing God's magic 6) Paints and draws strange things and likes to string funny words together on this blog and in his numerous books and screenplays. He is the co-writer and co-director of the films Monsturd and its sequel RetarDEAD and the author of the stomach-churning collection of short stories, Homemade Embalming Fluid and the comic horror novel, The House That Dripped Gore
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Welcome sexual ecstacy enthusiasts!

As we all know, the pimp game is a lonely game. One minute you're shaking hands with a famous astronaut, the next you're scrambling to collect enough oven mitts, cinnamon-flavored condoms and cherry wine for your vast stable of hoes to get them through the chilly winter months so that, come spring, they might burst forth from their cocoons as fully-developed mothmen. But the rash has finally subsided thanks to the testicle ointment and we've finally managed to wash all of the vomit out of Jackie's Mr. Spock mask.

Ug! Head spinning from much consumption of the white man's fire water!

Attention: Due to the sensitivity of our septic system, we ask visitors to please refrain from flushing ANY human body parts down the toilet.

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