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And she truly is...

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Happy Halloween!

Gee, there's just something life-affirming about this photo.

Grandma's got the clap! Again!

These were my final Craig's List Personals posts :




I'm tired of making love to inflatable chicks! Let's get it on! - 39 (castro / upper market)
Date: 2009-10-06, 1:59PM PDT

Hey ladies, I have the recipe for sex that you have been seeking :



1/2 cup of sensuality



2/3 tea spoon of intelligence



1 tablespoon of handsome



3 cups of cool



4 cans of creamed corn



one sheet of blotter acid



2, 40 ounce bottles of Country Club Malt Liquor



I cup candy corn



2 table spoons of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter!



5 pairs of edible underwear



6 gummy worms



1 box of adult diapers



the ability to breathe under water like Aqua Man



2 pairs of Frankenstein's monster boots



3 pounds of badger meat



1 dash of Mrs Dash



3 cans of moustache wax

Sensual sexy surgical glove boob massage from Arnie Jergens - 37 (nob hill)
Date: 2009-10-06, 1:34PM PDT

Hey all you sexy ladies! Arnie's here to provide you with my patented sexy, sensual, surgical glove boob massage. I have the salad oil and the magic fingers to send you somewhere over the rainbow! Lay back on my autopsy table and enjoy the sensual stylings of Arnie's magical digits. I'm like a master pianist, but I play the boobs instead of the piano. Give your boobs the professional "Arnie Touch" (copyright 2009). This time I will even wear pants! Let's nail down a time when my mother isn't home so we won't be interrupted! She does church bingo on Wednesday nights, so that's the best time for Arnie!

Eat Shit September! October is Finally Here!

Now begins my sacred month of horror film viewing. To welcome the month of October I'm posting one of my favorite images from the Hammer Films Dracula series. Anouska Hempel in all her drop-dead-gorgeous glory.

You Can Be a Garbage Pail Kid!

My friend Ken sent this to me this morning. It is a police sketch artist's rendering of a stabbing suspect. Apparently the perpetrator's parents were both Garbage Pail Kids.

Seagal Versus Satan

My new masterwork. Originally this was painted for my series of hideous, fake, Mexican pulp novel covers, but it just didn't seem to fit in with its friends from south of the border. Now it stands proudly on its own, basking in its own horrible glory.

Scary Fine

This is supposed to be a rubber mask sculpted to resemble of Larry Fine from the Three Stooges. What it really is is a slice of pure terror. This looks to me more like some kind of psychotic axe murderer. There seems to be a horrifying theme running through all Halloween costumes depicting dead comedians. If you put this monstrosity on and hid in some one's closet and jumped out when they opened the door, you would most likely give them a goddamn heart attack or a stroke. This thing looks like some one who would try to rape you in a prison shower room.