Takin' A Wiz!

After sitting through the extremely gay musical "Wicked", I have decided to pen my own musical about the magical land of OZ. My musical will focus on the bloody exploits of "Munchkin Hunter" and cannibal, Grimly McDeathkill. Here, for your enjoyment is the opening song from my new musical. ( Our story begins as Grimly first arrives in Munchkinland ).

Grimly:

It's easy to determine the idiots and vermin
All you have to do is look around

It doesn't take a sermon, or a decade of book-learnin'

to see this is a shithole of a town

There's another fucking midget, who's dressed up like an idjut

did you steal your clothing from a clown?

If I see another munchkin, they're gonna get a punchkin

and a slap upside their little munchkin head

All you candy-colored cuties with your stupid curly booties

better run for cover or your dead!

I'm the munchkin killer, yes indeed

and I've sworn an oath to hunt your breed

I'll chop you up and make you bleed

and then burn down your town!

I'm a munchkin eater, yes indeed

I've sworn an oath to hunt your breed

upon your munchkin flesh I'll feed

I'm here to take you down!

CAST :

He's the munchkin killer, yes he is

and he's not here to see the Wiz

In Munchkinland he'll do his biz

and burn it to the ground!

Grimly:

My one and only function

is the death of every munchkin

a task that I have taken on with joy

I'll catch them and I'll kill them

Then I'll bake and broil and grill them

and then this Munchkinland I will destroy!

I'm the munchkin killer, yes I am

Scarier than Son of Sam

I'll eat you like a leg of lamb

I'm here to take you down!

EVERYONE:

He's the munchkin killer, yes he is

and he's not here to see the Wiz

In Munchkinland he'll do his biz

and burn it to the ground!