Friday, September 3, 2010

Shit That Would Be Fucking Awesome!!


1.)Robert Goulet singing songs from "The Wizard of Oz" and interjecting inappropriate cuss words!



2.) Dr. Joseph Mengele being torn apart by Holocaust survivors!


3.) Klaus Kinski and Chucky the killer doll from the Child's Play movies battling each other with light sabres!


4.) Mae West's ghost fucking a mummy that's wearing a Colonel Sanders mask!



5.) The dancing fat kid from that viral You Tube video riding a giant Piranha while dressed as Oliver Hardy!



6.) Harmony Korine winning a Best Picture Oscar for his new movie "Trash Humpers"!



7.) George W. Bush getting shit-faced drunk on Country Club Malt Liquor and throwing gang signs while wearing a gold bling grill on his teeth!



8.) Keith Richards killing a werewolf!



9.) Weird Al Yankovic performing "Eat It" for the Pope at the Vatican!



10.) A munchkin being eaten by a giant black widow spider!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I so want to see TRASH HUMPERS