Harold Lloyd in Safety Last: small canvas first draft

My oil painting of Harold Lloyd in the silent comedy film "Safety Last."

Abstract dreamscapes

A few abstract experiments.

Murderers from the films of Herschell Gordon Lewis: Blood Feast, Two Thousand Maniacs, The Wizard of Gore and The Gruesome Twosome

 

                           

                           

Victorian Age Idiot

Look out behind you!

The Weird World of Ed Wood, Jr.

                            The final version of my Ed Wood painting, oils on canvas

And They All Died Screaming: Pen and ink illustrations

Pen and ink illustrations for my new novel, And They All Died Screaming, the sequel to The House That Dripped Gore

Draculur!

Rejected Saturday Morning Cartoon Show Concepts

Rejected Saturday morning cartoon show and character concept drawings by xenophobic weirdo, Dave Waters. Waters worked for Henny Barbara Studios from 1969-1987. He was convicted of first degree murder for the slaying of his wife and her lover in 1988. He died in prison in 1992 after being stabbed in the neck with his own pencil.

Hilarious Mexican Comedy!

Fake Mexican lobby card by Dan West

Old Timey Idiot Photos

From my days on the Vaudeville circuit.

Weird Stan Laurel impersonation photo

Me, as Stan Laurel

I Have Arrived!

Checking Amazon.com today to see if my book Homemade Embalming Fluid was up for sale, I was delighted to see that it was and that "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed: Flat D Flatulence Deodorizing Pad (No More Smelly, Embarrassing Gas!) , as well as the Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Dispenser and the Subtle Butt: Disposable gas neutralizers (5 saving graces)"

As an author, I cannot help but think that I have truly arrived! I suppose the pages of my book might be just the right thing to shove up your ass to prevent flatulence and /or the occasional unexpected anal secretion. It least my work has found its niche.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Family (Pen and Inks)