So I'm in the process of committing to a book title and I made a list of some of the titles I've thought up. Previously the book was titled "I Hate You And None Of You Will Be Happy!"...which is a line taken from the Herschell Gordon Lewis film, "Santa Visits The Magic Land Of Mother Goose", which is basically a children's play put on film that he was hired to shoot. I have decided to re-title the book due to a similar title being used by another writer. So here are some of the titles on my list :
In Case Of Bleeding, Immediately Stop Bleeding
The Happytown Train To Funsville
In Case Of Decapitation
Welcome to Planet Syphilis
Who Drank All Of My Homemade Embalming Fluid?
(or just) Homemade Embalming Fluid
A Passionate Choice Of Underwear
Acknowledging Grandpa's Leather Thong Underwear
An Inflatable Sex Doll For Grandpa
Sleaze Train To Thrillsville
Zeppo Got The Shaft
The Case Of The Chewy Underpants
Now Try My Homemade Dental Drill
A Grandmother's Volume Of Erotica
A Plastic Nose Flute For Jerry
The Erotic Adventures of Barney Duncan
Dental Mishap Results In Candy Corn Dentures
(or just) Candy Corn Dentures
Captain Barclay's Cod Piece
The PCP Diaries
(or) The PCP Years
A Werewolf Mask For Grandma
The Rubber Cleavage Of Satan : Acknowledging Grandpa's Sex Change
Sexual Twinkie : A Fertility Manifesto For The Frail And Elderly
Existing In A Greasy Cardboard House Of Shame
Walking A Fine Line Between Filth And Smut
A Pervert's Doctrine Of Strange Underpants
1 comment:
Quite a few funny ones listed, though I am partial to 'Who Drank All of My Homemade Embalming Fluid?'
I don't know why, that one is just Super Funny!
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