Today, as I was leafing through this month's issue of "Surgical Glove Monthly", my eye caught a strange ad on the bottom right corner of page 78 (in case you would like to verify this by checking the page in your own copy of the magazine it's the July 2009, issue. The cover story is titled "The Summer of Glove"...and it's a GREAT story by the way.) The ad read "Hey Fuckface, why don't you go fuck a donkey wearing a Popeye mask?"
Not only was the ad completely bizarre, but it was confusing as well. Was the donkey supposed to wear the Popeye mask or was the person having intercourse with the donkey supposed to wear it? As I read on, it became even more confusing. "Send $45.00 for my filthy diarrhea-stained underwear, you halfwit, puppet-fucking, mongoloid!" it read in bold red letters.
What the hell does that mean? Is that really an actual advertisement? Furthermore, this obscene, rambling gibberish was printed over a photo of an elderly, nude, male dwarf wearing a cowboy hat, boots and a Lone Ranger mask. The little person in the photo was making an obscene gesture and sticking his tongue out at the camera. The text across the bottom of the ad read : "Eat my vomit, you Nazi fuck!"
I couldn't make head or tail of the damned ad. What was it actually advertising? What did any of this garbage have to do with surgical gloves?
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