Today I have a special treat for all of you folks out in "Cyber Land". I may have previously mentioned that last Thursday I was lucky enough to conduct an in depth interview with a weird man wearing a Mr. Spock mask. Today, I am honored to post this intriguing interview here on the Dan West Hates You blog. Without further adieu, here is that fabulous interview:
Dan West: I must admit that this is quite a thrill, Weird Man in a Mr. Spock Mask. Thank you for speaking with me.
Weird Man in a Mr. Spock Mask: It's my pleasure.
Dan West: In your autobiography, "To All The Sexy, Sassy Ladies", you mention that you found the Mr. Spock mask on the vomit and blood-covered floor of a gas station restroom in Fairfield California on Halloween night in 1997, is that true?
Weird Man in a Mr. Spock Mask: Yes that is the story of how I came to find the Mr. Spock mask.
Dan West: You smell a bit like alcohol. Have you been drinking?
Weird Man in a Mr. Spock Mask : Yes. I've actually had quite a few cocktails this morning. Pills as well
Dan West: That explains the heavy slurring in your voice. Going back to your autobiography, you mention in Chapter 8 that you would one day like to become a highly-paid voice actor and provide numerous character voices for Saturday morning cartoons. How is that goal fleshing out? Any closer to the dream?
Weird Man in a Mr. Spock Mask: I actually don't remember writing that. You see, I often suffer from blackouts due to my heavy drinking. That can be problematic, to say the least. I had to stop driving my ice cream truck in order to concentrate fully on my heavy drinking.
Dan West: You also mention in the book that if you get into a fight, you prefer to fight the elderly as they are slow and their bones are brittle and easily broken.
Weird Man in a Mr. Spock Mask: Yes, you can really go Steven Seagal-apeshit on the geriatrics. They snap like twigs and they usually can't bite you due to the possibility of their dentures coming loose. Also, a lot of them are light weight and easily lifted so they're ideal for throwing through windows.
Dan West: Well, thank you, Weird Man in a Mr. Spock Mask, this has been a real treat.
Weird Man in a Mr. Spock Mask: You're welcome, it's been fun walking down Memory Lane...or I guess you'd say "skipping" in my case due to the blackouts.
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