Boy oh Boy! What a kooky,crazy,mixed-up,tangy,verbose,triangular,sex-drenched,ultra-violent,pinstriped,chewy,new and improved,chocolate-coated,funky fresh,alcoholic,artificially-flavored,downy soft,flammable,ready to eat,pill-popping world we live in! Call me crazy, but it seems like every day more and more kooky,nutzo facts are popping up like pimples on an ugly teenager who eats too much junk food! It's enough to make your head spin! Just like the little girl's did in that movie "The Exorcist!" Boy howdy, let's just take a peek and see what's new in the world of fun and interesting facts!
1.) America's 13th president, Willard Fillmore was nicknamed "Doo Doo Drawers Fillmore" by 12th President Zachary Taylor, due to his nasty habit of never changing his underwear!
2.)Flatulence was invented China in the year 1476, during the reign of the Ming Dynasty!
3.)Impressionist painter Pierre-Auguste Renoir could whistle through the head of his penis!
4.)Carlo Collodi's book, "The Adventures of Pinocchio" was based on the life of Giacomo Florenti, an Italian, peg-legged dwarf who was born an actual puppet!
5.)Styling one's powdered wig with semen was once considered a cure for Lycanthropy!
6.)The human skeleton is not actually made of bone, but consists of a carefully blended mixture or plaster of Paris, sawdust and highly-flammable nitrate film stock!
7.)The people of the country of Serbia nest in trees like birds!
8.)The top hat was invented in 1797 by an English haberdasher named James Heatherington who had a tall, square forehead like Frankenstein's Monster!
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