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Yesterday was the auspicious, "official" DVD release date of both "RetarDEAD" and "Monsturd" through Midnight Releasing. Here's what people are saying about these fantastic new DVDs :

"TITLE OF THE WEEK: And I don't mean "most worthwhile DVD of the week," either. I mean this is the best title of the week, regardless of how the film is. "Retardead." Sounds terrible. Looks terrible. And a mere mention of it on Twitter tonight sent dozens of retweets a flyin', so I'm guessing they'll move some units. Hats off."

-Drew McWeeny-HITFIX

"This looks like it may be one of the worst movies ever made, but the title alone might make up for that. Zombie special needs kids=Oscar nod?"

"It's from the same guys that brought us MonsTURD, so you know it's good"

-Josh M-Yelp

"The oh-no! DVD of the week: ‘Retardead’

Note that the DVD cover wants you to know that this is “from the creators of MONSTURD.” And the movie’s tagline? “They’re not so special anymore.” *sigh*. So, I don’t get it. Are the zombies smart, or dumb? Did the serum turned retarded alive people into smart undead people? Or the other way around? And does it matter at all?"

-Flick Filosopher

"Having never seen the first film Monsturd, and having absolutely no desire to, I wasn’t entirely sure what to expect from the sequel RetarDEAD. Would it have a gripping story, dread-inducing atmosphere and solid acting or would it be a typical shot on video, z-movie horror comedy lacking both comedy and horror?

That was a rhetorical question."

-Wildside Cinema

"Category two I'll let you name yourself. Included here are actual movies called Monsturd and Retardead. I assume one is about a homicidal bowel movement and the other focuses on some mentally challenged zombies. Forgive me if I pass on both."

-Fear.Net