My epic, three hour-plus puppet show depicting the Nazi atrocities of the Holocaust went down like a led balloon at the Dragon's Breath Children's Theatre last night. It seems that children are incapable of comprehending the concept of genocide in its most horrific form without me having to include some goddamn singing unicorn or dancing bear. Nearly the entire audience, children and parents alike had either left or fallen asleep by the time I got to the act depicting the Nuremberg trials. Pathetic! This puts the kibosh on my proposed "Ted Bundy : Mask of Sanity" and "The Jonestown Massacre : A Look Back in Horror" puppet shows. I should have never stopped pimping. At least my bitches showed "Sugar Bear" the proper respect. As I look back, I pine for the days when Sugar Bear had to bitch slap a ho. Sugar Bear knew how to keep his bitches in line, that's for goddamn sure.
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