For The Record

There are certain songs that I have detested since childhood. Three of which specifically come to mind.

They are :

1.) "Walk On By" as performed by Dionne Warwick. I don't know why but this song always made the hairs stand up on the back of my neck. I think it may be the saxophone accompaniment that makes me want to rip both of my ears from my head and flush them down the toilet...I hate this song...but not as much as number two.

which is :

2.) "Me and Mrs. Jones" as performed by Billie Paul...this little number always drove me crazy and never failed to really make me squirm with disgust...This time it is Mr. Paul who is the offending party...his rendition of the chorus is delivered as if he is mildly retarded...or at least that's always how his pronunciation of "Mrs...Mrs. Jones!" always sounded to me....or similar to how a deaf person might interpret the chorus.

3.) "Kooky, Kooky, Lend Me Your Comb" performed by Edd Byrnes....the same Edd Byrnes who's going to receive a swift kick in the groin if I ever run into him in a dark alley...just the goddamn name of this song makes me want to punch something...preferably the asshole that wrote it..or the girl who provides the voice over intro. Makes my skin slither