I LOVE CHUCKY. There, I said it. From "Child's Play" to "Seed Of Chucky" I have been a fan.
What's not to love? He is a child's doll possessed by the spirit of a serial killer portrayed by Brad Douriff! HE IS A DOLL WHO MURDERS PEOPLE...he also curses and smokes pot and has sex with Jennifer Tilly. I LOVE BRAD DOURIFF. I LOVE JENNIFER TILLY. I LOVE CHUCKY. I AM GOING TO MARRY THEM ALL.
I am also a fucking nerd, as is revealed by this posting. I am a total horror nerd.
They are now planning a remake of "Child's Play". David Kirschner, producer of the original film, has also stated his intention to again cast BRAD DOURIF in the role of serial killer, Charles Lee Ray...who in turn becomes "Chucky". Brad Douriff will reprise the role and I will be this remake's bitch, gleefully forking over my ten dollars for another dose of my favorite, diminutive horror icon. I will, with a joyful heart, share this news with my ex-wife...who does not like Chucky at all, despite the fact that she bought me a hideous Chucky doll for Christmas one year (which she also forced me to to hide in our basement so it wouldn't stare at her) and she will probably say something to this effect: "OOOOOhhhhhh Boyyyyyyy!!!! I bet you can't wait to see that! Since you just LOVE Chucky so much!" ...to which I will reply "You better your fucking ass! It's Brad Douriff playing Chucky again!"
I will say this because I am a nerd....I am a nerd who loves a murderous, pot-smoking doll who is possessed by Brad Douriff.
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