Sean Penn annoys the shit out of me. In interviews he always seems to come across as a pompous, egotistical asshole with no sense of humor. While I will admit I have enjoyed his work as an actor, as a person he seems like a total dick. Think back to the Oscars when he felt compelled to offer his "Inside The Actor's Studio-like" retort to a Chris Rock wisecrack concerning Jude Law.
Total dickweed.
Perhaps I am embellishing my memory of his appearance on "Inside The Actors' Studio"...but, as I recall, this humor-impaired douche bag actually made some proclamation about film being too important a medium to be wasted on frivolous comedy films. Now it very well could be that my memory is foggy on that statement, but if he didn't say something akin to such pompous and idiotic Thespians verbal diarrhea...then I'll offer to put words in his mouth to make him sound like a bigger asshole than I already think he must be...all I really remember is thinking "Jesus, what a fuckhead!".
I believe I also read or heard somewhere that he has a tendency to stay in character during down time on set...which brings me to his retarded opus, "I am Sam"...WHAT I WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN TO SEE SEAN PENN ACTING RETARDED WHEN HE WASN'T REQUIRED TO FOR THE CAMERA. If this is indeed true and he actually did that on the set of that film, then I am going to invent a time machine specifically to travel back to 2001 and throw rocks at that mother fucker while he's acting retarded...then I'm going to travel back farther and beat the shit out of the asshole who invented mayonnaise
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