Dan West's Homemade Embalming Fluid: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Geekfest

Thursday, May 7, 2009

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Geekfest

Please excuse me while I nerd out over the fact that I got to meet some of my heroes from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre films (The original and Part 2) as a guest at the Texas Frightmare Weekend in Dallas Texas. I'm still trying to wipe the goddamn smile off of my face. Here I am with Tobe Hooper, Terri McMinn, Marilyn Burns and Caroline Williams.

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As we all know, the pimp game is a lonely game. One minute you're shaking hands with a famous astronaut, the next you're scrambling to collect enough oven mitts, cinnamon-flavored condoms and cherry wine for your vast stable of hoes to get them through the chilly winter months so that, come spring, they might burst forth from their cocoons as fully-developed mothmen. But the rash has finally subsided thanks to the testicle ointment and we've finally managed to wash all of the vomit out of Jackie's Mr. Spock mask.

Ug! Head spinning from much consumption of the white man's fire water!

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