Well my Craig's list posts for today went a bit into outer space:
Amish Sex Machine Seeks Big-Titted Butter-Churnin' Hoe! - 41 (haight ashbury)
Reply to: mailto:pers-898391797@craigslist.org?subject=Amish%20Sex%20Machine%20Seeks%20Big-Titted%20Butter-Churnin [?]Date: 2008-10-29, 1:32PM PDT
Aye, tis what Ezekiel seeks...the woman of great abundance in character and bossom. The great heaving breasts are what I do so fancy. We'll attend a barn raising and then back to the home for some hot sex! Then we'll rise at five AM and milk the cows, perform the chores and mend that old fence...then back to the house for more hot sex! This we shall do on a daily basis if it be God's will. We shan't go among the English...and lord help us if Harrison Ford shows up in the community undercover...for that would not bode well.
Adnoid Jackson Has A Magic Sex Chicken! - 36 (castro / upper market)
Reply to: mailto:pers-898406181@craigslist.org?subject=Adnoid%20Jackson%20Has%20A%20Magic%20Sex%20Chicken!%20-%2036%20(castro%20/%20upper%20market) [?]Date: 2008-10-29, 1:42PM PDT
Yes it's sure hard to type with two raw chickens on my hands...hard to walk with them on my feet as well...and the large, raw turkey I wear as a hat weighs a goddamn ton. Maybe I should consider making a different type of fashion statement...one less raw-poultry themed. The problem is they go so well with my Elvis jumpsuit that I'd hate to break up the ensemble. Maybe I'll just lose the tuba...filled with raw chicken...that wasn't really what I was going for when I started wearing all of this. In any case...let's hook up and have some sex!
Danish Gentleman Wishes To Share Star Trek Erotica W/Frail& Elderly - 36 (downtown / civic / van ness)
Reply to: mailto:pers-898422140@craigslist.org?subject=Danish%20Gentleman%20Wishes%20To%20Share%20Star%20Trek%20Erotica%20W/Frail&%3b%20Elderly%20%20-%2036%20(downtown%20/%20civic%20/%20van%20ness) [?]Date: 2008-10-29, 1:52PM PDT
Hello I am Hans Glochnetch, man of many talents and pleasures! Today I made a lizard out of an egg carton and some tempra paint and old macaroni..I name him "Lizzy"...he's very nice! I like very much to collect the Star Trek Erotica...have chests full of fan fiction stories of crew getting it on on The U.S.S. Enterprise! Would like to share my collection with many frail and elderly people who enjoy Star Trek fan fiction erotica! Then we'll do arts and crafts and have some nice apple sauce!
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