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Paco Has Pin~ata Filled W/Condoms/Sex Toys Invite Ladies to Fiesta! - 36 (mission district)
Reply to: mailto:pers-894431465@craigslist.org?subject=Paco%20Has%20Pin~ata%20Filled%20W/Condoms/Sex%20Toys%20Invite%20Ladies%20to%20Fiesta!%20-%2036%20(mission%20district) [?]Date: 2008-10-26, 2:25PM PDT
Paco has emptied out Sponge Bob Square Pants Pin~ata for to fill Sponge Bob with condoms and sex toys for to making sweet love with much sex juice! Many love fiesta we have for to make Sponge Bob blow up with sex! Sponge Bob for to produce many condoms and toys for to making good sex with Paco! Paco have many sweet love making experience for not to disappoint sexist ladies of love! Help Sponge Bob explode with sex for to helping Paco make sweet love making to all the sexist ladies! Many organisms Paco will assure the ladies during making of sexual love with Paco! Much sex juice to come from Paco for to making great sexist love!
Man Puts Baguette, Two Onions In Underwear To Enhance Sex Appeal - 38 (financial district)
Reply to: mailto:pers-894469925@craigslist.org?subject=Man%20Puts%20Baguette,%20Two%20Onions%20In%20Underwear%20To%20Enhance%20Sex%20Appeal%20-%2038%20(financial%20district) [?]Date: 2008-10-26, 2:58PM PDT
Bob attempted to prove his new "boner enhancement" theory by venturing out with his groin stuffed to ridiculously obscene proportions. He made sure no one would recognized him by donning a cheap Mexican Cantinflas mask and marching band uniform. He tested his theory at several watering holes and hot spots frequented by all the sexy ladies for whom Bob harbored tremendous sexual longings...he figured with a gargantuan erection in his new marching band uniform pants he would be able to increase his chances of sexual intercourse with several of the beautiful ladies he so desired. The theory didn't seem to hold much water. The sexy ladies seemed to avoid eye contact with Bob...quickly walking away from him when he attempted to strike up conversations with them about the possibility of engaging in sexual intercourse. Some of the sexy ladies even seemed to be laughing at Bob. Perhaps he would require an even greater erection enhancing method...or a stronger aftershave. Bob was a patient man...soon this erection business would all be worked out...Bob figured by the end of the week he would have three girlfriends...he had three days left to figure out the mistakes in his theory...then on to the sex!
Winkie McDoodie Britches Will Gladly Provide Ladies With Sexual Extacy - 36 (haight ashbury)
Reply to: mailto:pers-894490000@craigslist.org?subject=Winkie%20McDoodie%20Britches%20With%20Gladly%20Provide%20Ladies%20With%20Sexual%20Extacy%20-%2036%20(haight%20ashbury) [?]Date: 2008-10-26, 3:16PM PDT
Yes Ladies, My name and appearance may be idiotic, but looks can be deceiving..get past the red clown nose and fuzzy pink top hat..the plaid pants, diving flippers and Nazi uniform jacket...and you'll find a randy sex monster willing to provide you a daily quota of sexual ecstasy. Nevermind the licorice braided into my hair...or the underwear worn on the outside of my pants...and completely disregard the giant pacifier and the rainbows painted on my cheeks....I get confused when I huff too much spray paint...so I think I may have dug my clothes out of the wrong box this morning...it was on the street so I assumed the shit was free...I'm not sure how the licorice got braided into my hair though...especially the lower half. Aside from sexual ecstasy I also stole several bags of Halloween candy we can split. It will be cool.
Paco Liking to Put Sex Burrito Into Sex Taco Of Love For To Make Sex! - 36 (SOMA / south beach)
Reply to: mailto:pers-894515953@craigslist.org?subject=Paco%20Liking%20to%20Put%20Sex%20Burrito%20Into%20Sex%20Taco%20Of%20Love%20For%20To%20Make%20Sex!%20-%2036%20(SOMA%20/%20south%20beach) [?]Date: 2008-10-26, 3:40PM PDT
Paco liking all of the sexist ladies for to make hot juice of Sex with Paco! Paco like the cha cha cha of sexist ladies for to make like Paco is the Batman of sex and your are the Pussy Woman. Paco say I the Batman for to making superhero of love! Paco wear Batman head for to making love to the Pussy Woman like in The Batman Returns with the Michelle Piper! Paco got Batman head for to Halloween costume but for sex! Also got cape! Many times we make hot sex like the Batman!
Man Dressed As Jolly Green Giant Looking To Meet Ho, Ho, Hoes! - 35 (potrero hill)
Reply to: mailto:pers-894547266@craigslist.org?subject=Man%20Dressed%20As%20Jolly%20Green%20Giant%20Looking%20To%20Meet%20Ho,%20Ho,%20Hoes!%20-%2035%20(potrero%20hill) [?]Date: 2008-10-26, 4:09PM PDT
You, me, Bobby the sex midget, Vaseline, a dog's leash, rubber gloves, a pumpkin, edible under wear (several boxes...gonna be a long night and Bobby the sex midget is hungry), a Playschool doctor's kit, devil horns, crayons, a raw turkey, one bowl diced onions, Star Wars bedsheets, a butter knife, nurse uniform, Darth Vadar helmet with dildo attached, two boxes of extra large condoms, a cake shaped like two large boobs, several cans of creamed corn, a hot tub, an LP titled "Jerry Lewis Just Sings"...played at extra slow speed, and a DVD of "Ernest Saves Christmas"...you bring the champagne
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