Another Nice Mess

Today I wanted to create a nice post that would utilize the word "Gonorrhea" in the title. Something flashy and exciting, like : "The Gonorrhea Follies of 1932" or "Gonorrhea Jackson and the Magic Sandwich Spread". But a funny thing happen on the way to my blog...I suffered a brief flashback of watching the film, "New Years Evil" on television when I was young. In that film the killer wore a Stan Laurel mask. Yes...I will repeat that..THE KILLER WORE A STAN LAUREL MASK. What does this have to do with anything? It doesn't...but it's pretty damn weird. I would like to remake this crappy slasher film so that I too can PLAY A PSYCHO KILLER IN A STAN LAUREL MASK.

For some reason this strikes a chord in me...this Stan Laurel-mask-wearing killer. It's funny for all the wrong reasons. It's completely stupid..like Jerry Lewis dressed as a Chinaman with coke bottle glasses and big buck teeth....it shouldn't be funny...but because of that fact it becomes one of those twisted things that makes you have to laugh at inappropriate moments...like during a eulogy.

I think I had this flashback because I recently came across one of the funniest collection of objects I've ever seen....CHEAP, MEXICAN HALLOWEEN MASKS. Good God these things are hideously hilarious. They appear to be likenesses of celebrities and politicians...but the only one I can figure out is Mexican comedy legend, Cantinflas....and maybe one that's supposed to be Vice President, Dick Cheney...but I can't be certain of that one. These things rule! I'm going to buy them all and start a band called Cheap, Mexican Halloween Masks...or maybe just Mexican Halloween Masks. The band can be featured in my remake of "New Years Evil"...

The latest and most retarded version of the Mr. Laurel mask featured here is what I will be sporting as the psychotic killer. It's pretty awful in a gloriously stupid way. Better yet, Stan looks as if he might have made the great trek across the Mexican border with Cantiflas and "Maybe" Dick Cheney.