R.I.P. Rudy Ray Moore. I've just heard from fellow Rudy Ray Moore enthusiast, Ken Dashner, that "The Human Tornado" himself has passed away. God speed Dolemite! Moore was 71 years old. I'm hoping there is a trick ending to this and, just like at the end of "The Human Tornado"...Rudy Ray Moore rises from the grave, laughing with glee, an unstoppable force.
Or better yet, since it's October...let's envision Rudy's death more like MIchael Meyers' in John Carpenter's "Halloween":
Interior-Doyle Residence-Hallway-Halloween Night.
Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) rests against the master bedroom door, panting and exhausted. Behind her lay the body of Dolemite/The Human Tornado (Rudy Ray Moore). Laurie has just fought the Human Tornado to the death (or so it seems) stabbing him in the chest. She calls for the children, Tommy and Lindsey who have been hiding.
Laurie : Babies! It's Okay..come on out...
The children rush to Laurie looking frightened.
Tommy: Where's The Human Tornado?
Laurie : I killed him....
Tommy: He's been known to rise up but he'll cool down later! He's a bad motor scooter! He's a human tornado!
Suddenly Rudy Ray Moore rises up and turns to face Laurie. The Children scream and bolt down the hallway in terror.
Cue suspenseful John Carpenter score....and...ahhhh...yeah....
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