Clowny Wants To Take Part In The Sex Act

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Man With Adult Diaper On Head Fakes Brain Injury, Fondles Random Women - 38 (haight ashbury)

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Who didn't mourn the passing of the great, Jerry Reed? Are not mannequins people too? At least shape-wise? If you cut off my head...do I not bleed? All these questions and more await you on your date with Jimmy "teabag" Johnson and his pal Clowny.

Make sure you bring the required list of items that Clowny will need for his part in the sex act.

1.) A trampoline

2.) A single juggling pin

3.) Dish soap

4.) Grape jelly

5.) A fake, black moustache

6.) Onion rings

7.) Fake, rubber buttocks

8.) Paper towels


Man Wants To Put Your Panties In His Mouth And Chew Them Like Gum - 38 (bernal heights)

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Somebody call 9-1-1 'cause Dickie's on fire, ladies!! Some interesting facts about Dickie :


1.) Dickie likes to perform in a variety of sexual positions and situations, some of which require elaborate costumes and religious vestments...and the occasional bag of hot dog buns.

2.) Dickie has previously employed tooth paste in the sex act.

3.) Dickie likes squishy, rubber things.

4.) Dickie has a vast supply of condoms contraceptive devices in many shapes and colors...some which can even be used to make balloon animals.

5.) Sometimes Dickie likes to smoke a pipe because he believes it makes him appear intellectual.

6.) Dickie smells like sulfur.


Man Creates Batman Cowl Out of Black, Silk Panties And Bra! - 39 (SOMA / south beach)

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Employing a black, silk nightie for a cape, Jackie has created his own makeshift sex-themed Batman ensemble. Jackie is the Dark Knight...but very silky and sexy. See Jackie run around the room with his arms held out before him as if Jackie is flying. Jackie makes a good Batman. Jackie impresses you as a sexual dynamo. See Jackie fight crime! See Jackie's makeshift Batcave which is really just his mother's basement. See Jackie's Batcycle...which appears to be a regular bicycle with some rubber bat's attached to the handlebars. See Jackie fight the evil Santa Claus light-up porch decoration!

See Jackie try to lick you! See Jackie eat a pizza hot pocket!


Man In Fred Krueger Mask Goes Trick Or Treating For Sex - 41 (potrero hill)

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Ronald would try anything to get some hot sex from the foxy ladies. This was his latest approach...trick or treating for some hot sex with all the foxy chicks...see rather than candy...which is what people usually go trick or treating for...Ronald thought he would try a different approach...he would go trick or treating for sex. This way he might get some sex from all the foxy and sexy ladies who opened their door for Ronald. Ronald was very clever in this way. It was a fabulous idea that would probably get him a lot of hot sex. He also brought a plastic jack-o-lantern with him in case they wanted to give him candy instead of hot sex

I Make Sex To You! Many Organisms You Will Have With Paco! - 41 (noe valley)

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I making for to sex with you for to have many organisms of love juice! Paco is the man for to making good sex to all the sexist ladies in Bay Area! Paco has magic wand of sex juice for to making love to ladies with the cha cha cha! Many time we makes sex in one night! Paco sex man of many magic! Paco sometime wear wizards hat for to making sex! All the sexist ladies will for to love Paco!


Man Replaces Chest Hair With Cotton Candy To Entice The Sexy Ladies - 41 (castro / upper market)

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Larry is also wearing a suit made of fruit roll ups and shoes made of chocolate! He's very sticky and very tangy! The Ladies will love Larry. That is a simple fact. Larry is now very chewy and ready for his big date with a foxy lady of the night!