There's nothing more stomach-turning than an adult attempting to be cute, playful and fancy-free. You know, the kind of dickhead who wears a Santa Claus hat around the Christmas season. Hey asshole...do you know who should wear a Satan Claus hat? His name is fucking SANTA CLAUS, shitwit! Jesus Christ that kind of shit pisses me off...people trying to act endearing. The kind of idiots you'd like to witness taking a bad fall or getting splattered with mud by a passing car...or run over and dragged by a Muni Bus.
Today I was in Starbuck's getting my morning coffee and some thirty-something asswipe in a fucking, velvet jester hat is riding his push scooter around inside the coffee shop...like some goddamn ten year-old-kid...with his stupid velour shirt and baggy pants. A FUCKING VELVET JESTER HAT! WHAT A DOUCHE BAG! Man that kind of display gets under my skin..."Look at me! I'm so full of whimsy! Tee hee! I'm Just like Peter Pan! WEEEEEE!".
This is the type of asshole who needs a goddamn piano or 500 pound safe dropped on their head. "Whoops! Mr. Tinkerbell Fun-junkie Burning Man dickweed just got squashed all over the sidewalk! Tee hee!" ....Fuckhead!
1 comment:
Unbelievable!
Though you made it much more funny than it should be! :-)
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