Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover

Billie Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl...who says I am the one...but the kid is not my son.

or (begin Billie Jean beat and sing in a weird high-pitched voice)
Billy Jean is not my girlfirend

she's simply an aquaintance...who has filed a paternity suit against me..

but the child is not my offspring.... (sound of bicycle horn honking here)

Billy Jean is not my soulmate

she's quite simply someone who I once had sexual relations with

but we took precautions and I've submitted DNA for testing (funny BOING sound here)
(then sounds of cats screeching and yowling here)

(Then cut and paste a funny picture of yourself here wearing an amusing Halloween costume)
repeat chorus in latin.

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