Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl...who says I am the one...but the kid is not my son.
or (begin Billie Jean beat and sing in a weird high-pitched voice)
Billy Jean is not my girlfirend
she's simply an aquaintance...who has filed a paternity suit against me..
but the child is not my offspring.... (sound of bicycle horn honking here)
Billy Jean is not my soulmate
she's quite simply someone who I once had sexual relations with
but we took precautions and I've submitted DNA for testing (funny BOING sound here)
(then sounds of cats screeching and yowling here)
(Then cut and paste a funny picture of yourself here wearing an amusing Halloween costume)
repeat chorus in latin.
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