Spam spam spam! And spam!

I'm not sure if anyone else has experienced this odd phenomenon, but about a year ago I realized I was receiving numerous pornographic *SPAM* emails from celebrities and character actors....not real ones of course...but well...I like to think that celebrities are taking time out of their busy schedules to send me links to porn sites, so for the sake of my own amusement I pretend they are the real deal. Before I realized this was going to be an ongoing occurance I deleted a few that I now wish I had saved...such as Margot Kidder...BUT...I have saved a treasure trove of pornographic hilarity from other stars. Here is my list so far :

(And no, I am not embellishing this )
1.) Terry Gilliam (lesbian teen titslicking @ muffdived)

2.)Winnona Ryder (maature lesbian riding strap-on dick)

3.) Janet Jackson ( cut young camille shows huge boobs outdoor)

4.) Martin Landau (cuite t,een fuiked haricore in bald puissy elbow)

5.) Christian Bale (t,een gives bowijob & gets fingered blown)

6.) Eddie Bracken (cuite t,een in perverted 3some fingered dying)

7.) Gary Oldman (hot horny blond t,een gets aiss licked rosy)

8.) Sarah Polley (SeyXually-Emxplyicit: date her toys fact)

9.) Eva Marie Saint (Neww password band speak lewis tail)

10.) David Duchovny (SEUXALLY EPXLICIT : lost is tate now)

11.) Alyssa Milano (Deep are)

12.) Jon Lovitz (SEUUXALLY EXDPLUCIT : rare maps rest wore)

13.) Vincent Gallo (SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT : safe bittill new password)

14.) John Hurt (Sexually-Explicit kind hopeleast new password)

15.) Jennifer Tilly (SELUXAL-EPLIXIT led built roof searls new password)

16.) Charlotte Rampling (chick pulls skirt up and her panties down cake)

17.) Mira Sorvino (Couple Swapping Wife much walks)

18.) Ian Holm (Hottie sycks dlk slept tie)

19.) Jennifer Lopez (SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT coach turn James foster titles)

20.) Tara Reid (WIld Lesbiians fuukcing one not bitch)

21.) Ralph Fiennes (amateur blonde babe strips panties plays pussiy)

22.) Anthony Hopkins (yuoung busty girl apple)

23.) Luke Perry (tasty bikini fuukc cured)

24. Peter Ustinov (lesbiian diLdo seix why)