Friday, August 15, 2008

Expired Postage

I have a rotten habit of amusing myself by posting ridiculous and idiotic crap in the personals section of Craig's List. This NEVER fails to give me a cheap laugh. I never thought to copy the actual text of this stupid shit, but I did save several of the post titles that appeared in "Men Seeking Women" over the years. Here are a few :

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Man with Christ Complex seeks Woman Who Thinks She's Hitler

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Popeye Look-Alike Seeks Woman in Werewolf Costume for LTR

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Uncle Sam Impersonator seeks Woman Dressed as Minotaur for LTR

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Sweet, Sensitive Irishman seeks Woman with Beard and Magic Turban

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Sweet, lonely SF guy seeks Inflatable Woman made of Rubber for LTR

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Creepy, Baby-like Man child seeks Woman in a Crow Costume for LTR

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) ROBOTIC ,UPTIGHT A-HOLE SEEKS BOOBY LADY WITH FISH FACE

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) A Reason to Love Bobby

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Shiftless Dullard seeks Super Foxy Chick!!! Partay!

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Mr. Creamy Seeks Woman Made of Plastic and ice cubes

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Darth Vader seeks Don Knotts for LTR

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Man in Hot Dog Costume seeks Woman in Hot Dog costume for LTR

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) I hold boobs for you

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Hey Ladies! Manny's back!

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Ape-like Creature seek dead fish with onion brain
POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Super Hot Male Sexual Dynamo seeks Foxy Lady Made of Wax

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Super Hot Latino Is Too Good Looking And Must Be Shared

POST/EDIT/DELETE : (men seeking women) Man With The Head Of A Salamander Seeks Naked Lady Covered in Earwigs

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